I Wish I Was A Lesbian letra

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!

I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!

I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!

I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!

I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero

Wainwright Loudon - Letras

• A Father and a Son
• A Hard Day On The Planet
• A Song
• A.M World
• Bein' a Dad
• Breakfast in Bed
• Come A Long Way
• Daughter
• Dead Skunk
• Dreaming
• Drinking Song
• Four Mirrors
• Grown Man
• Happy Birthday, Elvis
• I Can't Stand Myself
• I Wish I Was A Lesbian
• I'm Allright
• Last Man On Earth
• Little Ship
• Living Alone
• Lullaby
• Men
• Motel Blues
• Mr. Ambivalent
• OGM [Out-going Message]
• Our Own War
• Primrose Hill
• So Damn Happy
• Suddenly It's Christmas
• Synchronicity
• The Birthday Present II
• The Picture
• The World
• Underwear
• What Are Families For?
• White Winos